I'm Stealing A Post!

This was over in Linda's blog, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else, etc... Anyhoo, I like doing these things so here we go:

My roommate and I once: smoked an entire bag of weed and when we woke up the next morning, we realized that we ate ALL the food that we kept on our food shelves.

Never in my life have I: actually gone to a Pittsburgh Steeler game which is really sad considering what a huge fan I am.

High school was: a blur. And from the stuff I do remember, I know that I hated every minute of it.

When I am nervous: I get tongue-tied.

My hair is: easy to maintain.

When I was five: my uncle taught me how to tie my shoes. I still remember the pair: a pink and white pair of Pound Puppy tennis shoes.

By this time next year: I hope to have at least one more home improvement project either done or in progress.

I have a hard time understanding: how hard it is for people to do the speed limit. I mean come on... Is where you need to go so damn important that you feel the need to endanger yourself and everyone around you? Besides, driving 20 miles over the speed limit isn't going to turn back the clock and get you there on time if you're late. You might as well suck it up and at least get there in one piece.

You know I like you if: I offer to babysit your kids. If you don't have kids, I'll offer to pick up the check or buy you a cup coffee.

My ideal breakfast is: quiet. Since I'm not a morning person, the last thing I want to deal with are kids yelling and running around the house first thing in the morning.

If you visit my hometown: you'll see that is a depressing hole of a town. I'm still amazed at the fact that people still want to live there.

If you spend the night at my house: be prepared to wake up early. Chase is usually up with the sun and he wants everyone up with him.

My favorite brunette is: me. I know that's really snobbish to say but I've been through hell since I was a kid and even though I am a little damaged, I'm still here.

The animal that I would like to see flying is: a pig. That means that a bunch of other stuff I've wished for would come true!

Last night I: (I can't answer this one because I don't remember. Seriously. I walk around each day in such a fog that I can't remember what I did 2 hours ago, let alone what I did 12 hours ago. It's starting to become a big problem.)

If I could have any car it would be: A 2009 Dodge Charger with a banging system. I want something I could drive around without having to haul car seats and diaper bags.